Home marathon 聖堂(성당) 유머 = Five Catholic Jokes

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      Joke 1:

      Lord, I purchased a Lotto Lottery once a week.
      But, I have never yet won it.
      Please let me win a lottery prize then I will donate half of it.
      Lord says, hey guy, when you purchase yours, is it any trouble to buy one for me?

      주님, 저는 매주 로또 복권을 한 장씩 삽니다.
      그런데 아직 한번도 당첨 안됩니다.
      제발 LOTTO에 당첨되게 해 주세요.
      LOTTO에 당첨되게 해 주시면, 절반은 헌금 하겠습니다. 
      야, 이 녀석아, 살 때 내 것도 한 장 사면 어디 덧나냐?  

      Joke 2:

      While the Father was preaching, a believer fell into a doze was found.
      The Father said, “Grandma, please wake up the guy sleeping beside your seat.”
      Grandma replies, “No, since you made him sleep, but you want me to wake him up.”
      “You are the person who is supposed to make him listen.”
       

      신부가 설교를 하고 있는데, 한 신자가 졸고 있습니다.

      신부 : 할머니, 그 옆에 졸고 있는 사람 좀 깨우세요.

      할머니 : 신부님이 재워놓고 날 보고 깨우라고요
                 재운 사람이 와서 깨우세요.  

      Joke 3:

      A Christian husband:  I heard that you met 30 different men before marrying me,
      but what is your reason for choosing me?
      Wife:  You are the only person who wanted to marry me among the 30 guys.

       

      남편:  나와 결혼하기 전에 30번이나 선을 봤다고 들었는데, 날 선택한 이유가 뭐야?

      아내:  그 30명 중 나와 결혼하겠다고 한 남자는 당신 뿐이었걸랑.

      Joke 4:

      There was a priest who was assigned to a country church.
      As his first time going there, he asked a farmer working in the rice fields.
      “Excuse me, would you direct me to the church?
      “Sure, go straight this way and turn to your right, then you will find the church on your left.”
      “Thank you.”
      “I want to see you at church tonight.”
      “I will show you the way to heaven.”
      “How do you know the way to heaven if you don’t even know how to get to the church?”

      시골 성당으로 새로 부임하는 한 신부가 있었습니다.
      처음 가는 길이라 논에서 일 하는 노인에게 물었습니다.
      “아저씨, 성당으로 가는 길이 어느 쪽입니까?
      “네, 그리로 쭉 가서 우측으로 가면 왼편으로 나와요.”
      “감사합니다.  저녁에 성당에 나오세요.
       천당 가는 길 가르쳐 드릴게요.”
      “성당 가는 길도 모르는 양반이 천당 가는 길을 알리 있나요?” 

      Joke 5:

      The husband who hated going to church was being very nice to his wife since he had been going to church.
      The sister was so deeply touched by his service, she asked Father.
      “What has happened!
      “My husband changed a lot since he has been to church.”
      “What was the sermon about?”
      “Yes, the scriptural phrase of the Bible today was <Love Enemies>.”

      성당에 너무 가기 싫어하는 남편이 성당에 다녀오더니 아내에게 너무 잘 해 줍니다.
      아내는 너무 감격해서 신부님에게 말했습니다.
      “왠 일이 예요!  “남편이 성당에 갔다 오더니 많이 달라졌어요.”
      “무선 강론을 하셨어요?”
      “네, 오늘 성경구절은 <원수를 사랑하라> 이었는데요.”

      – 이 수일 마루치아노 : 전 개인적으로 4번이 마음에 드는 유머입니다…

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